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% h) P9 V; o& f1. Money is not everything. There\'s MasterCard & Visa.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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& O6 y. p; x# K2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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$ T1 t: t5 g K; C5 _3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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% u j9 n! s6 h5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]4 p% @% E2 w0 k2 V/ C4 G1 ?* @
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! d) Q" r, d* ?# Y! P" z6. Every man should marry. After all, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]& z F; T5 X" i6 I. X& v" I
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8 ^# |$ B6 _* h; x- S) n7. The wise never marry, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]" Y' r- I9 ~, l* k6 u) V
And when they marry they become otherwise. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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" I b7 ^, [. t3 L* R, t9. Never put off the work till tomorrow [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]3 v" \# _( T6 z. T7 w, s$ E& q+ e5 W% Q, D
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Accidents in backseats cause children. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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2 P# \- t( u+ g& E2 r$ K5 o12.\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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13. There should be a better way to start a day [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]3 p: b# x4 L7 R
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2 d( ^" ~' v. X3 [2 {8 P+ e14.\"Hard work never killed anybody.\" But why take the risk? [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]/ i1 F# K+ E9 s1 U" X: i: c& `
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0 B/ |3 S. u; d& U. O2 H' D+ o0 A15.\"Work fascinates me.\" I can look at it for hours! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]2 p& E C! L9 o+ Y; n
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) ~+ _1 P* z$ D4 z16.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT], O. E8 d5 Y+ `# h: L% L
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It protects the premises without restricting the view.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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19. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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