Garfield 猫的经典语录

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1. Money is not everything. There\'s MasterCard & Visa.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

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2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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4. Love the neighbor. But don\'t get caught. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

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5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

' q3 y6 o2 L5 B4 m1 z. ]1 BAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]


2 H) z: M2 \8 y, k+ S) n5 Q6. Every man should marry. After all, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
Happiness is not the only thing in life. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]


) _( k8 W% e# w5 c. \0 c6 X7. The wise never marry, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
And when they marry they become otherwise. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

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/ G% v3 y: r  V. J8 v' k8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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9. Never put off the work till tomorrow [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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0 g4 N5 K2 X) G11. Children in backseats cause accidents. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
Accidents in backseats cause children. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]


12.\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]


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4 o5 \) D, J  `7 m2 A7 y7 yThan waking up every morning. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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14.\"Hard work never killed anybody.\" But why take the risk? [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]


9 M( U& K* N& _3 ^15.\"Work fascinates me.\" I can look at it for hours! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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16.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]


17. When two\'s company, three\'s the result! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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- o2 e3 f  h/ W: `1 W' I18. A dress is like a barbed fence. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
It protects the premises without restricting the view.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]


  T! \" l, x- H. M19. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
+ D3 f2 q& u* U. S: \6 xThe more you forget, the less you know. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]So why bother to learn.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]


20. Love me, feed me, and never leave me.

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foolfu

7. The wise never marry,

And when they marry they become otherwise.

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jack

经典 顶！

Tom

“Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.”:d

Seneca

很可爱的言论，我最喜欢这句：\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep
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AJING2006

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