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3 k9 j+ V( t# s4 p; @) U1. Money is not everything. There\'s MasterCard & Visa.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]' v# A/ Z, e0 w' I+ E8 _: H! [7 h
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3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]9 |: z( _. o5 R+ {
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5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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( d) o7 e+ K3 a; Q4 wAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]8 t' d% q6 L2 m
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, ]9 ?! X; ?, j3 e6. Every man should marry. After all, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]0 L: Z8 w' ^! i) p4 K3 w9 k5 p
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7. The wise never marry, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
# n# v1 O% G3 \# ~And when they marry they become otherwise. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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8 x" N( K3 @8 n$ O# K' a8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]& g" h% U g$ }. z! M
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% ~: W; |0 [3 X# h9. Never put off the work till tomorrow [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
( X; n v/ T2 p+ Z, _6 g. |What you can put off today. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]" }; I7 U" d/ D" u3 V! f6 |! c6 S
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10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]4 l% X) A5 m# Z' t5 `2 m7 S% [
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$ ]. m% M% h# S" E11. Children in backseats cause accidents. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]8 p* k- i i+ E* F/ J* E
Accidents in backseats cause children. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]! [6 S' |+ F% ~5 u
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: M7 Z0 N; p, f/ _12.\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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13. There should be a better way to start a day [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]6 q9 L2 L! W3 M
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14.\"Hard work never killed anybody.\" But why take the risk? [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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' L+ N0 }3 j {6 e, D) o15.\"Work fascinates me.\" I can look at it for hours! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]5 m# k' d4 Y( `- \% C# P D- ~
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16.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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18. A dress is like a barbed fence. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]6 }1 J8 R4 J3 {) y6 u( M' L \
It protects the premises without restricting the view.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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4 K* m1 ]: I+ M5 q7 w" \; u! B19. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
' w2 Z( f0 k, \( l6 FThe more you forget, the less you know. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]So why bother to learn.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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20. Love me, feed me, and never leave me.
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